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“Ever since I’ve become an ASS, my career has simply blossomed. With the increased credibility it offered, I’ve been able to command higher fees as well as gain the respect of vendors and merchants alike. Being an ASS is all it’s cracked up to be!” They’re missing an opportunity to have Certified Smart ASSes.
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Heh. It would have been funnier if the story were only 140 characters long.