The Onion: Terry Francona Announces Josh Beckett Will Start Games 1, 4, 7, 2, 6, 3, 5. In that order, of course, so that he can rest between games.
Heh.
My favorite take on the game last night had to be Fark’s Game One thread, which featured pix of poor overmatched Rox pitcher Jeff Francis with the caption, “Dude, he’s 12.”