RIAA lawsuit decision matrix

Courtesy BBSpot: the RIAA Lawsuit Decision Matrix.

Hee.

I think they left a few things out, though. Like:

  • Is the defendant a minor?
    • N: Go to “Sue, but use the dumb lawyers.”
    • Y: Can we sue the disabled grandmother?
      • N: Go to “Sue, but use the dumb lawyers.”
      • Y: Go to “Really? Awesome.”