Yes, I’d like red-eye gravy with my prosciutto

New York Times: “Taste my prosciutto,” he said with a drawl. Southern country ham producers are waking up to the similarities between their products (selling at $4-5 a pound) and Italian prosciuttos (selling for $20-30 a pound). I always knew country ham was ambrosia, but I’ll have to find a way to try it thin cut to see if it really jumps across categories this way.

I know one thing: red-eye gravy and prosciutto di parma scares me a bit. Though, on days when I’m not watching my diet, a breakfast of a fried egg over a prosciutto slice is pretty damn ambrosial (making matters worse, you fry the prosciutto in butter). So maybe red eye gravy wouldn’t be such an odd addition.

At long last, some decency

Wired: Senator takes a swing at the RIAA. My new favorite Republican senator (a rather short list), Sen. Sam Brownback of Kansas introduced new legislation that would return checks and balances to the Internet downloading fracas. The bill would require those who would seek Internet users’ identities from ISPs to sue for downloading to file a John Doe lawsuit, a more complicated process that requesting a subpoena. The lawsuit process would reintroduce some much needed process to the fracas that so far has seen the RIAA blackmail a twelve year old girl and her family out of $2,000.

Of more immediate interest to me, the bill would also require a labeling system for all digital media that are protected by Digital Rights Management. This would be really good to have on CDs (and DVDs, which all have such protection through region code schemes), but I’m not sure how it would work on digital files. Interesting, though.

Bastard Son of Blaster?

Scoble pointed to this AP article that says the next Blaster (really a tool that exploits a similar vulnerability) is being distributed from China. I wonder if it’s the same as this warning from Symantec. Either way, looks like a busy day at Microsoft.com.

As always, protect yourself. The Protect site on Microsoft.com makes it easier than ever—there’s a step by step wizard for each OS, and on Windows XP you can use a Windows Update-like client to set up your firewall for you.

On the virtues of digital publishing and small press books

The book that just moved to my Past Reading list, Chris Baldwin’s Uh…Hey…Mom and Dad, I’m Dropping Out of College, is a little unusual in that company. Not because it’s a comic strip book; my lowbrow (um, egalitarian) tastes should be pretty apparent from the rest of the page. Not because it’s brilliantly written and fabulously illustrated, and contains the story of an incredibly complex young independent woman fighting against her own worst enemy, herself. Not really because it’s autographed (though it is the only book on that page to have that distinction).

Mostly, it’s distinctive among my other reading because it’s not for sale via Amazon. It’s only offered through a small press site, Moody Cow. A site at which, in addition to ordering the author’s books, you can buy official “patronage” of Baldwin’s strip, “Bruno.” Also because it was hand packed and shipped by the author, complete with a gorgeous pen and ink sketch of Bruno and her cat which is also autographed to me. And with all the self-publishing touches, it’s still among the finest works of graphic fiction I’ve had the pleasure to read. And the whole thing, minus introduction and some footnotes, is free to read on Baldwin’s site.

While Baldwin’s high-touch, highly personal approach is unique among the books on my reading list (though Chris Ware’s Jimmy Corrigan certainly is in the same high quality circle), it’s not unusual among self-published graphic artists. I have similarly autographed works from R. Stevens, the cranky lo-res author of Diesel Sweeties, and am awaiting an autographed copy of the next book of John Allison’s Scary Go Round (together with a personalized sketch). And there are other similar high quality books being self published from free content that remains freely available, including works by Fred Gallagher and Drew Onstad.

What does this have to do with the content being free? Quite a lot, I think. The past few years were a fevered explosion of free comics content on the Web. Spurred by services like Keenspot, which automates the back-end operations of cartoonists’ web presences (and provides pervasive cross linking and site ads to get you to read more strips), there has been an explosion of free comic strips whose authors, if they make money from their creations at all, make it from t-shirts, coffee mugs, and the occasional printed collection. Lots of the strips are crap, of course, both well and badly drawn, but some are genius. And I think the daily competition, the close interaction with the readers (often directly through message boards), and, yes, the low cost of entry, both for authors and readers, had a lot to do with the explosion.

At the same time, there are fewer cartoonists getting their strips into newspapers than ever, largely because comics page editors are reluctant to bump unthreatening tired cash cow strips like Garfield and Beetle Bailey for newcomers who may be fresher but also controversial. In this light, the longevity of Bill Griffith’s Zippy and Trudeau’s Doonesbury must be applauded, though the latter survives mostly by virtue of being pushed to the editorial pages; and the widespread syndication of Aaron McGruder’s Boondocks, which while not always spot on is generally pugnacious and, at its best, howlingly funny, is a sign that there is a God in the universe. Meanwhile, the best the syndicates can do in the single panel format since The Far Side’s Gary Larson is the horribly drawn and insultingly unfunny Close To Home.

So why not self publish? You’ll be in much better company, with devoted readers and no editors. On the other hand, your book won’t be sold at Amazon. Which is why Chris continues to try to find the right material to make it in the confines of the newspaper pages—the only game where you can get to a broader audience of Joe and Jane Six-packs, and get access to their wallets. Blustering about micropayments notwithstanding.

New PowerBooks, and I’m obsolete again

MacSlash has a thread on the new PowerBooks announced this morning in Paris. It looks like the long awaited aluminum revision of the 15″ PowerBook model has arrived, with a new top end speed of 1.25GHz, ports on the side including an 800 MHz FireWire port, built in BlueTooth, AirPort Extreme (802.11g) ready, 80GB hard disk available, and of course the backlit keyboard. No news on whether the 15″ aluminum model is less of a Faraday cage (wrecking AirPort reception) than the titanium model; the 12″ and 17″ AlBooks appear to have licked the problem of the . Oh well. I can take consolation in the fact that the new aluminum model is a tenth of an inch thicker and 2/10ths of a pound heavier than my svelte 1″, 5.4 lb TiBook.

Update: Thanks to Greg for pointing out that an 80 GHz hard drive would be an oddity.

Congratulations to JP and Erin

My old friends Erin and John “JP” Park, whom I haven’t seen in far too many years, sent an email tonight announcing the birth of their son, Ronan. And a more beautiful baby, and prouder parents, could not exist in the world. Congrats to the both of you.

On finishing a Delany novel

Finally finished Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand, after seventeen years. And I have to say, there’s a certain amount of melancholy about it as well as the euphoria of just having finished reading a brilliant novel.

Euphoria: Stars is such a good book. Like Marq Dyeth, the narrator of half the work, it overflows with so many words that you almost miss what’s really happening. The strange love story at its heart is ultimately wrenching even though it’s foreign to everything I have ever experienced or felt. And the portrayal of both the cruel doomed world of Rhyonon and the almost as cruel but more beautiful world of the Dyeths and the evelmi. And the brilliant, tossed off insights: Dyeth’s connection to “General Information” is so exactly like what a conversation becomes when both participants are armed with Google that it’s only incidentally astonishing that G.I. is also called “The Web.” Written in 1984, folks.

Melancholy: Delany projected a larger work from this book, but the second book in the diptych (promised on an early page to be called The Splendor and Misery of Bodies, of Cities) was never written, leaving the hinted-at destiny of Rat Korga and Marq Dyeth unfinished, unwritten.

Mothman update: the home stretch

Jim updates from Monson, Maine, after an unusually long silence caused by library closings and other trail issues. This is the home stretch for Jim; he has about 115 miles remaining on his Appalachian Trail adventure. News: the AT is crawling with liberals (8/29); Harvard frosh are unprepared (9/4); hiking the Appalachian Trail can cure snoring (9/14); and Jim gets to eat more calories at one meal than I am probably consuming during most full days (see for instance 8/28, 8/29, 9/8, and 9/15).

Domesticity

late summer cherry tomatoes

We spent the weekend working to beat the rain. As I noted before, on Saturday I was on the roof cleaning gutters; I also washed windows, destroyed a hornet’s nest, and harvested more tomatoes, four cherry tomatoes and two full-sized ones. Normally such a paltry growth wouldn’t be anything to write home about, but from our twenty-five tomato plants, these are six out of 9 ripe tomatoes that we’ve harvested so far. Later this week, I think we’ll give up and harvest the rest, and let them ripen indoors.

Lisa has started her annual tomato-sauce making frenzy. Two years ago, while I was in Seattle, she made three cases, about 36 quarts, of the stuff, which carried us over through last year. On Saturday we decided we couldn’t wait for the rest of the garden to ripen, so we went to Pike Place Market and bought about 20 pounds of tomatoes and turned them into five quarts of sauce (plus dinner) last night. Which is a start…

Funny how history repeats itself

Today was a day spent on the roof. For any of you who know my fear of falling, it is probably surprising that this is the second year in a row—almost a year since the last time—that I have found myself on the roof cleaning our gutters. Again: a peanut in the gutter. This year was a little different, since it rained all last week, and the gutters were overflowing and nasty with all the gunk from the last year. So it was me and a hose this year, and that actually really worked well. Of course, when I came back down off the ladder, I was shaking and slightly nauseous. Minor acts of bravery all around!

The Man Comes to Town

NY Times, CNN, BlogCritics, Plastic, and others: Johnny Cash passes on, from respiratory failure (stemming from a complication of diabetes), and Shy-Drager syndrome, and probably some lingering after effects of his bout with pneumonia. It took all that to bring down the Man in Black.

I’m sad but unsurprised; Johnny has been preparing for death for years, since his diagnosis of Shy-Drager syndrome, and his last album (Cash IV: When the Man Comes Around) sounded like it was recorded from the other side. Still, I somehow thought he’d outlive all of us, until June Carter Cash passed. Then I knew, with his rock gone, it would only be a matter of time.

And they were so in love. This, I think, is part of the enduring greatness of Johnny Cash: that as much as he was a great outlaw (giving the finger to the music business, abusing himself and his associates), so much was he in love with his unlikely savior and lifelong soulmate, June. And so much was he steeped in conversation with his God.

And I think that his eternal struggle, his eternal toughness, his refusal to wear the rhinestones of Nashville even as his songs plumbed the deepest depths of this country’s psyche, explain his universal appeal. I’ll never forget sitting across from a gay friend of mine in a Dupont Circle bar one evening: when “Folsom Prison Blues” came on, we both started singing along:

I hear that train a-comin’, it’s rollin’ round the bend
And I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when
I’m stuck in Folsom Prison, and time keeps draggin’ on
But that train keeps a-movin’ on down to San Antone.

Johnny Cash’s train has come and taken him away. Hallelujah, amen.

iPod surgery, part 1

the naked iPod

I opened the case on my iPod tonight to see if I could fix the FireWire problem I’ve been having. This photo essay walks through the process of actually opening the iPod and revealing the problem.

When you finally get everything out of the iPod, and move the LCD away to reveal the front of the board, you can see the FireWire connector is soldered to the integrated circuit board in nine places. Four, at the corners of the metal box that forms the frame of the FireWire port, appear to be mostly structural connections that may also ground the frame to the circuit board. The remaining five are thin leads that come off the bottom of the port.

I got out my silver solder and my grounded soldering iron and connected the larger connections on the side, then with the residual solder on the tip of the iron reconnected the thin leads. Just like Operation, it takes a very steady hand. Then I reassembled the iPod, grabbed the charger, plugged it in… and waited.

And I’m still waiting. When plugged into the wall, the iPod stayed stuck at the Apple logo, and while I could get it to restart (Menu and Play buttons held down simultaneously) I couldn’t get the diagnostic menu to come up (Previous, Next, and Select buttons). I reset it and briefly got a main menu, and even a song title, but nothing else. I also can’t get it to mount on the computer, though it’s definitely charging. I think the thing is just rattled; I’m going to leave it charging overnight and see how it goes. I may need to try soldering the thin leads again—I think those are the data leads, and if I screwed them up it would explain why the iPod isn’t being recognized.